I also have an additional small problem... with people who come along and just plonk themselves onto my lap.
I am helping Mummy work
Me: Mummy has to work. You sit there and don't disturb ok?
See? Ih ticky ticky.
Within a minute...
SE: Mummy, say hello to Pai-der man.
SE: Mummy! Say hello!
Me: Hello, Spiderman.
SE: (Pointing to the hands) Thih ih hih hand. (Pointing to the feet) Thih ih hih feet. (Pointing to the waist) And thih ih hih panty.
Me: Panty? Hahah. OK ok mummy has to work, you play by yourself.
SE: Pai-der man ih ticky ticky. See? Ticky ticky.
Me: *Gave up trying to work in order to attend to SE and her sticky-sticky spiderman.