1. On our maid not doing something she wanted:
SE: Why you not listen?! Is it you have no ear??
Yep this one is quite fierce.
2. On me taking her to see some kittens at her request:
SE: Mummy!! What for you take me to see ug-ger-ly (ugly) kittens?!
3. On JE being still in bed in the morning:
SE: Jo Ern is like her doggy. Not moving
Jo Ern's is 'Seal Seal', Mummy's is 'Sealy' and mine is 'Sealyface'
4. On me telling her I don't know where my toy seal is (actually lazy to look for it):
SE: What for you have a seal when all you do is lost (lose) it
5. Talking to the toy seals about 'feeding' them:
SE: You will always have food. Until I die.
6. Another time, when talking about death:
SE: I don't want people to die! *pause* Except the people I don't like.
I try to record what she says as she can be so amusing.